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Just before the ball dropped on the East Coast, I was in the bathroom cleaning my contact lenses when I heard some crazy lady screaming from over the backyard fence “House on fire!” I looked around… Wrong! My house isn’t in fire. My neighbor’s house is, though! She banged on my back door and we […]

  Another year has come and gone. I can now officially say I haven’t slept all year. For you guys and girls with New Years resolutions, try not to fuck things up for the rest of us. You’ve got a fresh set of 12 months looking at you, so tighten up. If you’re curious what’s […]